How to Offend PeopleOffending people is a special section of the manual on how to be a douchebag. Remember that to be annoying, you must be the subject of hate and disgust by those who are too sensitive for their own good.How to Offend People
Here are a few steps on how to achieve the pinnacle of insult and offensive gesture greatness.
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Step 1: Know your enemy.
This is the crucial step, as always. Sun Tzu said it best, and there is a reason why it is still upheld despite being an ancient rule: It works wonders.
Assess both physical and mental integrity of the chosen victim. Know his/her weaknesses and learn how to
Beer is Better Than Religion1.) If you have a beer, you don't go around door to door trying to give it to someone else.Beer is Better Than Religion
2.) Nobody has ever been hanged, tortured, or burned at the stake over his particular brand of beer.
3.) You don't have to wait 2,000 years for a second beer.
4.) No one will kill you for not drinking beer.
5.) Beer does not tell you when or how to have sex.
6.) You can prove you have a beer.
7.) There are laws saying beer labels can't lie to you.
8.) There have been virtually no major wars fought over beer.
9.) They don't force beer on minors who ca
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I get owned by pretty boys, handsome girls, and all things inanimate.
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"If a man will begin with certainties, he shall end in doubts; but if he will be content to begin with doubts he shall end in certainties." - Sir Francis Bacon
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"Reality is
that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away."
---Phillip K Dick; HOW TO BUILD A UNIVERSE
THAT DOESN'T FALL APART TWO DAYS LATER
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"In the beginning the universe was created. This angered many and was widely considered to be a bad move."
-The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
**There is no greater curse than memory.
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Make Every Word Count.
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The Prose Piggybank.
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They can take my voice when they pry it from my cold, dead throat.
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